Yo, cool party. I’m digging the drink selection and whatnot. Hang on, just want to make a joke about the drink selection…wait, how does this sound?…”at awesome party lol with cool drinks.” Only it’ll be with an x, not a k and an s, so it will be like drinx. Like minx, kind of. No punctuation, either; I think that kind of hinders the effect a tweet is supposed to have. Actually, can you make me something? Would you mind? I mean, I don’t really know what I can make, I don’t know vodka that well. Or orange juice, for that matter. Here, hang on…oh man, so, one of my friends from home just at-replied me with “awesome im @ a party too lol.” Oh man, I should’ve said “@ awesome party” instead of spelling it out. I’d go back and delete it, but that would be dishonest. Not just to me, or him, but, you know, to everybody. I’d be betraying all the tweet-people out there. Oh dude, tweeple! Like tweet-people, who have tweet-ups instead of meet-ups. I coined a new word, like a, uh, a neologism or something. That’s definitely going up. People who tweet: tweet-people. Tweeple! Ah man, I love neologisms; they make other tweeples’ ideas sound like my own ideas.
Hey, sorry I’m kinda distracted and all, it’s…well, you know how it goes. So are we going to be playing a game or something? We can play “never have I ever.” Oh man, that’d be cool, I could tell everyone about it on the Internet tomorrow. Or during, even. I like that game because it helps me to boast about my sexual adventurousness without looking like a pervert who is constantly starved for attention. Oh, wait, everyone stop, I have an announcement. Dude, I got another @reply. Dude, awesome…I gotta see what people are saying about me. Hang on…okay, sorry.
So how’ve you been? Are we playing yet? Oh shit, it’s my turn. Umm, erm…ah man, I missed what everyone else had been saying. Let’s see, erm, never have I ever…never have I ever…I used to be so good at this and now I don’t have any creativity left. I’m gonna pitch my Twitter friends and see if they have anything. I’ll hashtag it, that’s what I’ll do. “#neverhaveiever” like that. Or maybe “#nhie,” so I have more space to write other stuff. Trending topic, anyone? Man, what happened to my imagination? I don’t even know anymore…
Oh shit, sorry, oh just skip me. In fact, I’ll just sit this one out. I need to figure out a good one for when it comes back to me. Oh, shit, I got a new e-mail…sorry I have to leave for a bit, don’t know when I’ll be back, but hopefully soon. But seriously, good party, I’m glad I was able to be here.
