Come on, guys! Give me more cowbell! Like that SNL sketch! You know! Come on! Seriously! I’m not being ironic this time, I swear! Though I have a hard time confusing when I’m being sincere and when I’m being ironic! Or even when I’m acting out of spite! You may be able to tell by my size, headband, and/or beard!
More cowbell! Ah jeez, I know you guys can hear me! Do you have one!? I think you do! You do too! Play it! Hit it just once! For me! Because I actually want it! I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore! I’m saying what comes to mind without thinking what it might mean to these other concert-goers and possibly their loved ones! More cowbell!
